MY VERY STRONG FU TO "COMEDIAN" RUSSELL BRAND

For once, I agree with Russell Brand!

Or maybe you're just a sanctimonious toolbag!

Except, of course, when it comes to terrorists killing CHILDREN!

Russell Brand: social revolutionary extraordinaire!

You tell 'em, Fry!

Frankly, I'd rather hear Katy Perry's take on politics!

Russell Brand is a British toolbag, uh, I mean, comedian and sometime actor and/or talk show host who's also a self-admitted former drug AND sex addict (and, oh yeah, he's singer Katy Perry's ex, as if you didn't know THAT already!). Russell actually fashions himself as some sort of cultural and/or political revolutionary who's NEVER been shy about espousing his, uh-hum, opinion on various topics. Recently, Brand made headlines when he went on a YouTube rant against Fox (Non) News where he called the "news" outfit a, and I quote, "fanatical, terrorist, propagandist organization" that is--and, again, I quote--"more dangerous than ISIS." ISIS, for those of you who've been living under a rock these past couple of weeks, is the "jihadist" group that's currently trying to violently take over the entire nation of Iraq. Apparently what got Russell's British crumpets in a bunch was when Fox (Non) News commentator former prosecutor Jeanine Pirro emphatically stated on her show how the U.S. should "bomb" ISIS and whatnot. This caused Brand to lash out at Miss Pirro in his 10-minute diatribe by saying how--and, there again, I quote--"she's the savage, she's totally espousing savage values." So, let me see if I understand you correctly, Mr. Brand, someone--a woman--who says something you obviously don't agree with is more "savage" than an actual "terrorist organization" that has reportedly gone from one Iraqi town/city to the next reportedly engaging in civilian massacres and forcing civilians--including men, women AND children--to flee their homes in terror? Makes sense! 

Before I go any further, I'd just like to reiterate that I'm NO major huge fan of Fox (Non) News (nor am I a "fan" of MSNBC and/or CNN). And I'm especially NO major huge fan of Jeanine Pirro who is certainly NO stranger to making outlandish comments. Not that I'm saying that "bombing" Iraq--or, more precisely, bombing ISIS strongholds--wouldn't be such a bad idea and might even protect the lives of the Iraqi civilians that ISIS is targeting in their brutal quest to take over Iraq. I mean, ISIS is a TERRORIST group so brutal and so fanatical that even the terroristic likes of Al Qaeda has reportedly distanced themselves from them. And Russell Brand is actually saying Fox (Non) News and/or Jeanine Pirro is WORSE than this group? 

You know, Russell could have come out with a video making a rational and reasoned argument against what Miss Pirro--and other commentators on Fox (Non) News--have said about the current crisis in Iraq and/or how they (the Fox News commentators) got it WRONG about Iraq the first time around (like, for instance, when Bill O'Reilly actually claimed on his show how "President" Bush's "war" in Iraq would ONLY last a week!). But, for whatever reason, he comes out with THIS outrageous "liberal" dreck. And, if THIS wasn't bad enough, he made even more bizarre--and SOME might say misogynistic--attacks against Miss Pirro when he said the following (and, be warned, this part of Brand's diatribe gets rather disturbing): 

“I don’t recommend it, but there are porn sites available where you can let a woman abuse you. There on the camera, she’ll go like, ‘Look at you, look at your little dick. Think that I fulfill you? Oh yeah, what are you going to do with that thing? Wanna smell my ass? Wanna sniff my bum bum?’ They say stuff like that… This woman is like those people.”

Are you seriously kidding me with THIS? Could you just imagine the shit-storm that would no doubt erupt if some right-wing entertainer came out and said THIS about some female left-winger? Remember when the lefties all had a collective coronary and tried to get Rush Limbaugh kicked off the air when he made that "joke" about that college student who testified before Congress how the government should pay for women's birth control being a "prostitute"? But here we have this "liberal" toolbag saying that a right-wing woman is not only a "savage" but could be on a PORN site where women "abuse" men? (And, by the way, just how in the hell does he know of the "existence" of said porn sites?) What makes this all the MORE ironic is that the lefties, of course, are always harping about the right's so-called "war on women" and/or how we should ALL engage in "civil" discourse. And, of course, not only has there NOT been any noticeable outrage from the left over Russell Brand's YouTube rant but, from what I've read, lefties have gone-on-record applauding what Brand said about Fox (Non) News and/or Jeanine Pirro. (Which shouldn't come as no surprise since former MSNBC nutjob Keith Olbermann made the same pronouncement about Fox News when he stated how the "news" channel was--that's right!--WORSE than Al Qaeda in his Playboy Interview years ago and the lefties said NOTHING.) And, of course, the lefties were all "outraged" when Bill O'Reilly once called the ACLU a "terrorist organization" on his show. Of course, according to Leftie Logic, one can get away with calling someone a "terrorist" so long as it's a leftie doing it, right, lefties?

I would like to give a personal message to Russell Brand if I may: Mr. Brand, if you ever read this (which I sincerely hope you do!), I would just like to let you know I will no longer watch anymore of your TV shows and/or movies and I certainly WON'T listen to anything else you have to say on ANYTHING. I do this NOT because I'm "defending" Fox (Non) News and/or Jeanine Pirro, of course, but rather because anyone who goes-on-record saying something as outlandish as someone merely expressing an opinion is more "savage" than someone who kills civilians, including CHILDREN, is someone I do NOT wish to give my "support" and/or further waste my time listening to, you know what I mean? What I find all the more ironic about your diatribe is how you're always saying how we should all just love and/or respect each other and whatnot. If THIS is what you consider love and/or respect, you can your love/respect and shove it up your British arse, you sanctimonious, hypocritical toolbag!

Shit, no wonder Katy Perry left THIS guy!

And here's another thing about Russell Brand: Before his dumb-as-shit rant against Fox (Non) News, Russell Brand actually DEFENDED pop star Justin Beiber after he came out with not one but TWO "racist" videos where he said The N Word MANY times, including in a little "racist" ditty he wrote. Brand's "defense" of the little moppet-haired D-Bag saying The N Word MANY times in those videos was that he was just 15-years-old at the time and therefore didn't know what he was saying. You know, that particular argument may--and I say MAY--have worked if he was, say, five instead of fifteen because I knew when I was fifteen I was well aware of the FACT that saying The N Word in reference to African-Americans was a BAD thing. Frankly, I think Russell Brand should just stick to telling dick jokes and should just kindly STFU about politics since, quite frankly, HE'S A DUMB FUCKING MORON!!!! You think? Anyway, here's the link to an article "discussing" Russell's inexplicable DEFENSE of the embattled pop dud (along with Whoopi Goldberg who also DEFENDED Justin who also, if you'll recall, DEFENDED child rapist Roman Polanski by saying that him drugging AND raping a defenseless 13-year-old girl years ago DIDN'T amount to what Whoopi called, and I quote, "rape-rape"): http://www.fashionnstyle.com/articles/20588/20140605/russell-brand-whoopi-goldberg-defend-racist-justin-bieber-video.htm

Oh yeah, before I forget, Russell Brand has also gone-on-record defending and/or praising COMMUNISM in both his aptly-titled "comedy" show Messiah Complex along with other interviews and such, implying or saying how COMMUNISM--such as massive wealth redistribution and the like--would be the PERFECT way to "cure" society out of ALL its ills. Never mind the fact that COMMUNISM has left approximately 100 million dead over the last century. Brand more or less just sweeps this FACT under the rug by saying how the COMMUNISTS got it wrong. Gee, Russell, you think? Ironically, under COMMUNISM, Russell Brand would more-than-likely NOT enjoy the successful "entertainment" career he currently enjoys where he makes a reported $10 million-per-picture and who reportedly lives in a mansion in Beverly Hills. To be fair (and let's NOT forget balanced!), Russell does do considerable "charity" work. However, if he truly believes his own claptrap about "massive wealth redistribution" and whatnot, he's perfectly free to give away--or "redistribute"--his own massive wealth anytime he pleases, you know what I mean? So, to reiterate, "comedian" Russell Brand called a woman a "savage" for daring to suggest we bomb terrorists who are murdering civilians in cold blood and has praised a brutal form of government that's left millions of billions of people DEAD.

I guess we know who the TRUE "savage" is, don't we, Russell?

Oh, by the way, between 1999 and 2001, the U.S. and British-led air forces in Iraq dropped approximately 1.3 MILLION pounds of bombs in response to purported violations of the no-fly zones and anti-aircraft fire from Saddam Hussein. And, let's see, who WAS the U.S. President during THAT time? Oh yeah, that's right! BILL CLINTON!!!! I wonder if Russell Brand would call HIM a "savage"? Somehow I seriously doubt it!

A sidenote: Here's the link to Russell Brand's insipid anti-Fox (Non) News YouTube rant for anyone who is interested in wasting their time watching the damn thing: http://youtu.be/Q2FSMvrlUlY