TED NUGENT: THE DRAFT DODGER/"SERIAL PEDOPHILE" OF ROCK!

When he’s not seemingly threatening the President at NRA conventions, he’s boasting of how much underage--as he would put it--”pointing” he’s gotton over the years (more on THAT in a bit!). Ted Nugent has been a darling of the right-wing, both the extreme and not-so-extreme, for years thanks to his diehard “love” of firearms and/or hunting--which has led, of course, to his membership in the NRA--and his equally diehard “support” of anything and everything even remotely right-wing in this country. For instance, this is what The Nuge had to say about what he’d like to see happen in this country: “I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want them dead. Get a gun, and when they attack you, shoot them.” (So much for due process, huh?) This, of course, is tough talk coming from an A-Hole who’s bragged about shacking up for a number of years with an underage girl--in other words, a child--and how he kept his "conservative" ass out of jail for statutory rape when he went to the girl’s parents and used some of that legendary Nugent charm to persuade them to allow him to become their little girl’s guardian so he could legally keep banging her. Gives new meaning Nugent’s famed moniker Uncle Ted, doesn’t it? “Uncle” Ted is also an impassioned hunter, which he wrote about in gruesome, near-orgasmic detail in a book that was published in 1991 called, appropriately enough, Blood Trails. Ted’s zealous love of hunting caused him to lend his support in convincing the House of Representatives in Michigan where he resides to repeal that state’s ban on hunting--and, no, I’m not making this up!--mourning doves. Said The Nuge of his legislative victory: “I’m Rosa Parks with a 12-gauge!” Mr. Nugent, not surprisingly, has been an ardent supporter of former "President" George W. Bush’s “wars” in Iraq and/or Afghanistan. I’ve seen Ted going on various talk shows (right-wing, of course!) to denounce what he’s referred to as the “leftist-leaning liberals” of Hollywood and anyone who dared criticize Dubya’s “wars” in Iraq and/or Afghanistan. Again, this is tough talk for an A-Hole who’s also boasted of how he evaded serving his beloved country during the Vietnam War by showing up to his draft board with a load of shit in his pants (John Wayne, are you listening?). Besides, do we really need lessons on how to be a Good American Patriot from an A-Hole who penned the song Wang Dang Sweet Poontang? Nope, I didn’t think so. Not only that, but Ted Nugent by-now-infamously called himself a, and I quote, serial pedophile--let me repeat--SERIAL PEDOPHILE on the VH-1 show "Behind the Music" while he was actually bragging about all the "underage" groupies he was doing the deed with back during his "Cat Scratch Fever" heyday. He even termed such "underage" diddling on the show as--again, I quote--alternative flesh management. Which shouldn't really be so surprising since about half of all The Nuge's songs are about his love of what he's termed "the underage" with ditties like the appropriately-titled Jailbait, Little Miss Dangerous (which he admitted he wrote for his then-"underage" live-in lover), the aptly-titled I Am A Predator and the aforementioned Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. I mean, do you think Cat Scratch Fever was an actual disease? Oh yeah, he also reportedly "met" his first wife when she was reportedly 13--or was it 14?--years-of-age. While I’ve long been a “fan” of Ted Nugent’s music (although I no longer buy his music due to his rampant Republican-ass-kissing and whatnot), I think his political and/or personal views make him come across as the most insufferable moronic dumbass who makes even the biggest dumbass celebrity--like, say, Donald Trump--come across as Albert freakin’ Einstein! Which is why I regard Ted Nugent as the Donald Trump of rock (without, of course, all the admitted child-raping!). And THIS is the A-Hole whom former Presidential candidate Mitt Romney sought out his endorsement? 

Oh yeah, here's the clip of the infamous Behind The Music episode where Ted Nugent admitted, even boasted about, his numerous "affairs" with UNDERAGE girls. Enjoy!